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Keep Your Eye on the Ball

At least, having only one fully serviceable eye should make that a lot easier. Of course, not being able to see very well past about 40 feet might make it a little difficult to watch where it’s going. No matter: I don’t usually hit it very far anyway.

It broke my heart to have this happen in late April. If I’m going to get discommoded, why couldn’t it happen in January or February, months that aren’t normally conducive to golf in these climes? As it was, I had to turn down two invitations to splendid courses, one the Governor’s Open at Madden’s Resort in Brainerd, another at the new Giant’s Ridge course in Biwabik.

When Jesse Ventura was “The Gov”, he referred to the golfing season’s introductory media day as “The Jackal Open.” There isn’t much doubt what he thought about the press. Governor Pawlenty is a little more reserved. He might consider them much the same animal, but keeps his faunic opinions private. Although now that a Minneapolis magazine has splashed his image (computer assisted, of course) wearing only the Presidential seal in a strategic location, he ‘s liable to start voicing an opinion.

As for me, one of these days I’ll get one of my friends to take me over to the driving range to see whether this ailment helps or hinders my golf game.

After all, if I ever shoot my age, I figure that means I’ll live to 130.


Written by rvgolfer

June 7, 2005 at 6:05 pm

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